When Pinocchio learned sophism

Shrek the Third (Widescreen Edition)
This is, a scene I like so much in Shrek 3. Its about Pinocchio whom interrogated by prince Charming, as the puppet-boy was well known to can't tell lie, or if he is his nose becomes longer. So it's easier for anybody who wants to pick an information to ask Pinocchio for that valuable answer. Indeed, that's what prince Charming did when he didn't found an answer from Pinocchio's friends. Here's the script, you may love too:

Prince Charming: "You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?" 
Pinocchio: "Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not"
Prince Charming: "You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?"
Pinocchio: "It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect."
Prince Charming: "So you do know where he is!"
Pinocchio: "On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably"
Prince Charming: "Stop it!"
Pinocchio: "...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was"

[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
Pinocchio: "That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't."  

Well, looks like our Pinocchio has learned the art of sophism, good argumentation and disputes. So he's not afraid anymore to not tell you the untruth. :p

  1. the script was taken from here

2 komentar:

  1. too many negation! logika matematika inih :p

    anyway, kalo nulis di microsoft word ada suggestion untuk correct grammar. you can try. tapi gak tau ya di open source ada apa nggak :p

  2. iya, logika matematika, dan sofistik.

    Sepertinya ada deh, parah ya grammarnya? :p